Pop Culture is Eating my Brain or whats left of it

Well if the kids can do it then I guess its all Golden Girls too .  Sorry to start you out with Granny Twerk butt you should have seen the other camera angles . Pop Culture has drove me a little nuts this week . This picture sums it up idiots being idiots all we need is the organ grinder for all the monkeys .
   So now I guess its my turn to offer my offensive take on do's and don'ts in stupid American ant hill life .       
   First off twerking over 30 come on that's not proper cougaring  and no one truly wants to see it . Most of us would slap our own Daughters for preforming some of the dry hump moves . Don't ask me to respect you for your mind if this is how you use it . If your proud of your body past its prime I'm sure you can find a more classy way to show it off . This is almost as disturbing as the sixty plus lady running naked in the streets at the Chilicothe bike rodeo but you expect it there . Its hard to tell the young women around you to respect them selves and demand it as you teach them this .
  Now that I got my first dig in on the Women its time for the guys . Do we need a penis shot edict and how to form are you kidding me ?  Most women can make it all day without a peek of Mr. winky.
If your sending them over instagram or snap chat do you even know whose getting them ? I'm sure everyone at the cop shop just loves the way you place it next to your flesh light . All this thanks to Wieners weeny having another cuming out party . One day we might catch on and realize that Forests mom was right "stupid is as stupid does" Sorry I refuse to search dick pic for a more creative image to post . Thank god this one came up on the first entry in my Google posted by some girl soliciting for these pics. A year from now we will probably read that she was beaten and raped by some creepy stalker guy who kept sending her nude pics. I thought my blog sucked till I seen her blog, I think my web browser got that new super STD BUG  from her page so no I wont link it . And girls your no better think about that and what you invite with those pics you send . I wont post the links but if you troll for stolen pics. from that site that got hacked you can find them on Google . Snap that and you thought it was safe hackers do it for LULZ .
I have a Daughter and stress that fact to her as often as I can . I pray it works but who knows I'm just an old man . One day the pics. you take might show up think I'm playing search " Madonnas hairy arm pits " for her pictures from back in the day when they was worth seeing .

   Next this Fashion or lack of brain cells while shopping . Before I get called a bully let me lay it out for you I'm a fat guy and I'm good with that . I survived drug addiction and a bunch of stuff that should have landed me in the grave by the time I was twenty . So if a body by fast food is my biggest battle now I think I will live. One thing you wont ever catch me doing is "skinny Jeans" why you ask ? I am not skinny that's it no secret or surprise and my feelings are all good. For all of you who cant quite grasp the concept if you have rolls on top your not skinny enough for them . Yes your friends said that at the mall just to protect your feelings . Don't believe me that's ok just go ask the one person you know who always tells you the truth you never want to hear . We all have a person in our lives like that and times like this are why . As for all you skin and bones people laughing at what I just said your next . Juice come from the fruit not the twig supporting it . Skinny is not an automatic bid to sexy sorry . If you have a chicken chest or if you munch noassatol pills don't try to rock what you don't have. Some fashions require the right body to rock them, if you don't have quit trying .  We all contribute to this plastic culture we live in, and get upset if we cant play and that's stupid. Well what do you expect its part of keeping up with the Jones'
   Have you seen the poop in Holly weird Miley Cyrus is loose in a trailer park riding on a wrecking ball, Hunter Moore finally gets busted for stolen pics.,and kiddy porn , Matt Damon gives his golden globe speech even tho he did not win it ??? , Khalil Sharief(singer) was pulled over and arrested for DUI while drag racing with Justin Bieber who after years of trying so
hard earned his thug card . The stupid douche actually smiled for the mug shot are you kidding me . Just to clear it up for all you people thugin it up in the burbs, the old saying " the party's not over till you smile for the mug shot" that's a joke don't ever smile for the mug shot you loose points for that with real thugs. Look at a copy of busted magazine some time and play spot the poser its funny and a breeze to pick um . If your not hard your just not hard thats not a bad thing its just life . Do you think a mug shot like this will give him that street credit he has been searching for to sell more albums or launch a gangsta rap carrier ? If he wanted to sell more albums all he has to do is apologise and go back to dating Usher they made a cute couple anyway . Sorry to my friends in the GLBTG community I did not mean to force him upon you . Im not a west bureau zealot  and your all good in my book .
   to tell you the truth the only thing in pop culture im looking forward to more than the next release of midget porn gone wild is a sporting event . Yes Football not because im a big fan,or I love some player,or worship a team. Just because of what the two represented states have done . The legalization of Cannabis and its about time . The one thing this backwards country could use right now is a toke from the SUPER BOWL !!!!!!

MY BIG DISCLAIMER HERE IT COMES LULZ
This entry and the way it reads is in part to my kids watching the Tosh marathon, while I was stuck inside thanks to Al Gore and his global warming polar vortex thigamabober, while no thigamabobers where harmed a couple thigamajigz did have to be sacrificed to stop the killing of the sand minnow in parts of the south west .




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